To be or not to be. We’re always trying to outsmart time and laws, thinking that we’re faster than anyone else, in a continual race against all reason, logic and simple math. We always think that we can steal that…
Texting & driving
Santa Claus & the shrink
President Krump
Today, I feel like banning the human race from Earth. Temporarily! I’m fuming! I’m red most of the time, borderline apoplectic… who I am? You got it. I’m Krump. I always have cramps. I gesticulate to hide them. Don’t want…
Meet Bug!
I’m Bug not bag, not hug. I’m always in a shitty mood. Why? Why not?I hate happy people. They make me want to puke. Why? Cause they never get bugged. Bug them! Yeah you’re right! I’m polite that way! Jesuits’…